Step right up! Dr. Alucard's Universal Elixir will cure whatever ails you!
We send you the bottle with the super cool labels. You fill the bottle with your favorite poison. We recommend Vampyre Vodka (available at feelthebite.com). Put this tonic bottle on your bar as a great conversation piece.
There are three labels on the bottle - one which explains all the wonderful things it can accomplish, including super speed, white fangs, etc. The other label feature the ingredients, including wormwood, snake oil, etc.